Episode: Tori & Jade's Play Date
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La, la, la... Tori: Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like? I can always see ‘em coming, from the left or from the right Jade: I don’t want to be a priss, I'm just trying to be polite But it always seems to bite me in the -- Tori: Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot Jade: You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not Tori: You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth Both: And that is when it started going south Oh!
Both: Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I'll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my— Hey! Take a hint, take a hint No you can’t buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la…. T-take a hint, take a hint La, La, La….
Tori: I guess you still don’t get it, so let’s take it from the top Jade: You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop" Tori: And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped Both: You’d be here and I’d be on a yacht Both: Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I’ll punch you in the lips Stop you're staring at my— Hey! Take a hint, take a hint No you can’t buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la…. T-take a hint, take a hint La, la, la…. Tori: What about “no” don’t you get? Jade: So go and tell your friends Both: I’m not really interested Tori: It’s about time that you’re leavin’ Jade: I’m gonna count to three and Both: Open my eyes and Both: You’ll be gone
Jade: One Tori: Get your hands off my— Jade: Two.
Tori: Or I'll punch you in the-
Jade: Three. Tori: Stop you're staring at my— Both: Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint I am not your missing link Let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint Take a hint, take a hint Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I’ll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint La, La, La…. T-take a hint, take a hint La, La, La….